Infinite multiverses and I’m stuck in the one where superheroes are fictional and people kill other people for having different colored skin
girls don’t want boys girls want free video games
[opens pizza box] *snoop dogg voice* greetings loved ones
Instead of calling girls thirsty, we should call them D Hydrated.
The future is now
THINGS WE WILL NEVER SEE AGAIN!
This hurt my heart
THE GAS PRICES
French toast crunch was fantastic
Do you ever get jealous of someone who interacts really well with a really close friend of yours, not because you have a crush on your friend or anything but because you’re jealous of how much you pale in comparison to them when you see how much of a better friend they are to the one you’re close to?